Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer is the IT industry’s clown prince as far as I am concerned. He’s had a ton of funny moments over the years, (as well as being the target for eggs) so I thought that I’d share a few of them with you.
First there’s this video of Ballmer selling Windows 1.0. He totally sounds like a used car salesman. One would argue that you would have to be to work for Microsoft. But then he moves on to what he calls “The bedrock of Microsoft” who are of course developers. Look at the sweat stains on his shirt. He really needs some of that clinical strength antiperspirant that’s appearing in drug stores near you. The best one has to be the infamous “Monkeyboy video” where Ballmer jumps around like a ADHD sufferer on speed. Did he not get his daily dosage of ritalin?
None of this behavior comes as a shock to anybody who knows him. According to Fredric Alan Maxwell who wrote a book on Ballmer, he once shouted ”Windows! Windows! Windows!” so furiously at a sales meeting in Japan that he ripped his vocal cords, requiring surgery. Now that’s a bit freaky. And then there’s his love of chairs and wanting to “kill” Google. That was something he said was a “gross exaggeration.” Given everything that I’ve cited, I’m not so sure.
All in all, an entertaining personality. I hope he hangs around for a bit so that more of his erratic behavior makes it onto Youtube.

RIM Can’t Provide E-Mail Interception Service…. Indian BlackBerry Users Fear Withdrawl…
Posted in Commentary with tags India, RIM on May 26, 2008 by itnerdThis soap opera is really starting to get stupid.
In our last installment, RIM said it would monitor BlackBerries in India. It now seems that they can’t do that:
“For enterprise customers, the security architecture is based on a symmetric key system whereby the customer creates his own key, and only the customer possesses a copy of his encryption key, RIM said. The company does not possess a “master key”, nor does any “back door” exist in the system that would allow RIM or any third party to gain unauthorized access to the key or corporate data, it said.
Further, RIM would be unable to accommodate any request for a copy of an enterprise customer’s encryption key, as neither RIM nor any wireless network operator possess a copy of the key, it said.”
So it now looks like we’re back to square one, and BlackBerry service is once again threatened in India unless a solution to this can be found that makes everyone happy. The only good news for BlackBerry addicts users in India is that the discussions continue.
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